So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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