brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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