I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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