is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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