I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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