I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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