come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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