Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize