I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think people are normalizing furries
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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