his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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