Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Randomize
