piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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