I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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