Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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