yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
