your room smells of hookers.
And success
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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