Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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