Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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