He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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