Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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