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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
birth control should be required to get into college
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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