Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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