is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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