Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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