How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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