rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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