i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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