Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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