one two three fourrrrnication!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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