I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It's Friday. Sex?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
