I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Randomize
