who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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