Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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