if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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