this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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