I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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