can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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