we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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