i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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