Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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