I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
