have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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