so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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