# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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