Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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