Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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