quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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