Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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