So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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