so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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