with your own penis?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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