My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My penis needs a shock collar
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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